Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Haman.
Haman who?
Haman, what are you doing after school?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Vashti.
Vashti who?
Vashti dishes for me, and I’ll give
you a hamantaschen.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther an end to these silly
knock-knock jokes?