To: mordechai@shushanonline.com
From: esther@palace.net
Date: Adar 1
Subject: I won!!!!!!
Hi Uncle,
WU? I've got GR8 news... I don't know if anyone IM'd you this morning, but I won King Ahashverosh's beauty contest last night, and now I'm on top of the world; the new queen of Persia! LOL - Doesn't that rock? I'm totally excited! :-] Did you ever think your niece would be rubbing shoulders with royalty?
BTW-I changed my name to "Esther" for the time being. I'll tell you Y L8R.
CUL8R Hadassah {;-)
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To: esther@palace.net
From: mordechai@shushanonline.com
Date: Adar 1
Subject: Re: I won!!!!!!
Dear Madonna, I mean, Esther,
That's awesome! ;-)) I knew you could do it. One piece of advice... stay tongue-tied :-& about your true identity. I've got a strange feeling in my gut about this. I don't know why, but JIC--remember, not a word :-X that you're a Jew.
GTG, Uncle Mordie
BTW-I want you to know how proud I am of you!
--You're a hero!
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To: esther@palace.net
From: mordechai@shushanonline.com
Date: Adar 3
Subject: F2F !
Dear Esther,
RUOK? Something serious is up! Can't speak safely here; palace hackers may access your computer. We need a F2F.
Your trusted Uncle
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To: mordechai@shushanonline.com
From: esther@palace.net
Date: Adar 4
Subject: The Shocking News
Dear Uncle,
This Haman dude sounds b-a-a-a-d, but TMK, if I go to the king and he gives me the cold shoulder and turns his head away from me :^( I'm cooked. What should I do?
TLK2UL8R,
Esther {;-)
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To: esther@palace.net
From: mordechai@shushanonline.com
Date: Adar 4
Subject: Re: The Shocking News
IMO you don't have a choice. Here's the thing: If you :-$ during this crisis, our help will come from somewhere else and you'll be finished. FWIW, I think we need a sneaky plan.
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To: king.Ahashverosh@palace.net
CC: haman@palace.net
BCC: mordechai@shushanonline.com
From: esther@palace.net
Date: Adar 4
Subject: Let's party!
BORING!! :-o Life around here needs a little pick me up...S-o-o-o, FYI ? I'm throwing the PARTY OF THE CENTURY, and you're all invited! It'll be next Sunday night, around 9 PM. Don't miss the food, drinks, and dancing. Can't wait to see you there!
{;-) Queenie
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To: esther@palace.net
From: haman@palace.net
Date: Adar 5
Subject: Re: Let's party!
Dear Queen Esther,
Received your invitation. Happy to come. While there, let's celebrate my plan to kill the Jews! CU, Humble Haman BTW-I expect everyone to bow down to me when I arrive! No exceptions! >:-(
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To: haman@palace.net
From:Esther@palace.net
Date: Adar 5
Subject: Unforgettable!
Haman,
Glad you can come to my royal bash next week! You're in for quite a surprise! Trust me--this is going to be a party you'll never 4get!
Queen Esther {;-)
Glossary:
WU – What’s up?
GR8 – great
LOL – laughing out loud
CUL8R – See you later
BTW – By the way
JIC – Just in case
GTG – Got to go
F2F – face to face
RUOK – Are you okay?
TMK – To my knowledge
TLK2UL8R – Talk to you later
IMO – In my opinion
FWIW – For what it’s worth
FYI – For your information
CU – See you